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懒婆娘智擒逃犯(幽默故事)

2019-07-13 点击:1265
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Jailbreak fugitives said that the electricity bill was broken into my home.

He used a knife to force me, tied me to a chair, and couldn't wait to shake my wife into a group.

I shouted: "Don't touch her!"

He said: "I want her to give me something to eat."

I said, "The rice at home is made by me."

The man did not believe, insisted that his wife do it, and the wife entered the kitchen with trepidation.

"Dangdang" was busy for a while, and finally got two dishes. A fried lentils, a daylily fried meat. The wife brought the dish to the coffee table and a bowl of rice.

The fugitive gorged and ate, watching him do the same, I want to remind him, think about it or swallow it back.

The fugitive soon wiped out two dishes and half a pot of rice, and sat full of satisfaction. He said with satisfaction: "I am leaving, no alarm!"

The wife said in a vibrato: "No alarm, no peace of mind, no alarm."

The fugitive went out and the wife quickly locked the door and then released my tie.

"What should we do?" asked the wife.

"Alarm!"

"The man has already run away. It is better to have more things than nothing. I see." The wife was hesitant.

"He can't run, he must be in the hospital tonight."

I started calling 110.

"How do you know?" The wife asked me with a big eyes.

"Your lentils are not cooked at all, the daylily is not drowning? He eats so much without poisoning!"

The wife felt a little scared and snuggled up on my shoulder.

xx第二天一大早,我们接到了警察局的电话,要求我们确认嫌犯。果然,他。他拉了一个晚上吐了一口,脸色苍白,显然很瘦。

后来,他的妻子成为了“智之逃亡者”的英雄。我家的“英雄”总能找到一百个不进入厨房的理由。

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